Monday, November 16, 2009

End of the world


It all started on a peaceful sunny day in the winter. The president was driving throughout the town to go and make a speech when a shot rang out and then the first car in the convoy exploded. The convoy stopped and started to back up when the last car was blown up. The terrorist started shooting at the cars and so the president and everyone else got out and tried to take cover. Most of the presidents men were killed. The president was shot in the leg and soon died in the hospital. The secret service found a couple of the terrorists and started asking them questions. They werent being cooperative so the put them in one room together and shot one in the leg and one in the foot. When they were about to shoot the third person he yelled out OK ill tell you. So they took him and started asking questions about were he was from and who was working for. He told them he was from russia and worked for the governments secret agency. Later the conflict got worse and worse until they started a war between each other then the decided to nuke them and other contries got into and everyone was nuking everyone and then it was over! :(

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Yo might be a redneck if...
Your home has more miles on it than your car.
There are more than five McDonald's bags currently on the floorboard of your car.


What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
Frosted Flakes.

How can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde?
There is a stamp on it.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Evey child ?

Evey is like a child because she doesnt think v- likes her because he hasnt had sex with her. She grows up in a warehouse with a bunch of Whores. So she thinks if there not having sex with them they dont like you. (P. #96)

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Is "v" a man or woman

I think he is a man because is acts like the statue was an old girlfriend. that he has found a new love. He

Friday, October 9, 2009

Nuking other countries

Should we nuke every country that oposses the US ?... I do not think we should because if we nuke one country thier allies might want to nuke us so then we would have to nuke them and trier friends and then thier would be radiation all over the world and that would not be good. That could be the end of man kind and that would not be good because i dont want it to be the end................................ Do you ?????????????/

Monday, October 5, 2009

National language

I think it should! This is AMERICA not mexico or any other country. We are english therefore we should speak ENGLISH!

Thursday, September 17, 2009

DRUGS

DRUGS ARE BAD